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Chambermaids

Release Year: 1974
Cast: Scene 1. Bree Anthony, Levi Richards Scene 2. Mary Stuart, Eric Edwards Scene 3. Lynn Stevens Scene 4. Lynn Stevens, Eric Edwards Scene 5. Andrea True, Mary Stuart Scene 6. Andrea True, Lynn Stevens, Mary Stuart Scene 7. Andrea True, Eric Edwards Scene 8.
Genres: Retro

Synapse Films offshoot Impulse Pictures rescues the Chambermaids , a porn film so rare no one even knows who directed it, from obscurity.
Actresses/part-time hotel chambermaids Sally (Valerie Marron, ) and Mary Ellen (Mary Stuart,) come to the conclusion that they have to offer more personal services to the guests for bigger tips. Sally hits it off right away with lingerie salesman Marvin (Levi Richards,) who invites her back that evening to entertain client Smitty (Jeffrey Hurst, ) – whose wife will be joining them later – and to bring a girlfriend. Unfortunately, Mary Ellen – who has just blown some life back into a newlywed (Eric Edwards,) – can't make the party but has a replacement in mind (inexplicably, it is Mary Ellen who shows up for Marvin's party while Sally disappears from the picture). Mistaking Smitty's wife Sarah (singer/actress Andrea True of the disco hit "More, More, More") when she skips the concert, Marvin sends her off to get ready. Figuring what's good for the goose is good for the gander, Sarah gets it on with Mary Ellen. Carol, upset that her husband was finally able to get it up and then called out Mary Ellen's name, stumbles upon them and is pulled into a threesome. Smitty shows up for a good time not realizing that his wife is waiting to pounce and Carol's husband is about to happen upon an orgy with his wife as the centerpiece.
Even in the golden age of American pornographic cinema, plot (not the same thing as story) has never been a crucial concern; but the Chambermaids makes for a frustrating viewing experience if you pay more attention beyond the "action". Presumably the actress who played Sally was not available beyond the early shoot, and her absence makes complete hash out of the sitcom-level misunderstandings and presumed identities that make up the second half of the film what with Carol not batting an eye at meeting Mary Ellen (presumably the character was meant to be Sally since Mary Ellen couldn't make it) after her husband has called out her name. Instead of a punchline ending, the film just kind of fizzles out with a quizzical look from Richards held a few seconds too long. As far as golden age adult films go, it's sort of middle-of-the-road with flat direction, proficient photography, and a familiar cast of seventies porn regulars whose charisma makes up for the lack of invention in the script or its direction (the style is so generic as to be anonymous). It's worth seeing for diehard fans of seventies X.X.X. (some of which might be able to ferret out the likely identity of its director).
Transferred from a ratty, scratched-up 35mm theatrical print, Impulse Pictures' single-layer progressive, fullscreen transfer faithfully represents the materials with good detail and stable colors beneath the litany of damage. The Dolby Digital 2.0 mono track is clean apart from the damage associated with the print itself. I doubt Vinegar Syndrome or any other company doing restorations to classic adult films of late could have done significantly better with these materials. There are no credits besides the title and end card, but it may have less to do with incompleteness so much as the performers and crew being wary about attaching their names to a porn film during obscenity trial. There are absolutely no extras.

Format: mkv (Matroska)
Duration: 1:11:24
Video: 720x480, AVC (H.264)






File size: 1.9 GB




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Desiree la grande insaziabile

Release Year: 1978
Cast: Desiree Cousteau, Eileen Wells, Flower, Holly McCall, Juliet Anderson, Kathy Kaufman, Lisa Sue Corey, Liza Dwyer, Mimi Morgan, Ming Jade, Nancy Hoffman, Phaedra Grant, Sharon Kane, Blair Harris, Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Ken Scudder, Paul Thomas, Turk Lyo
Genres: Retro

Peaches is a daffy carefree female who cheerfully plunges through life without any worries. After attending her father's wedding, she has an accident in her jeep that leaves her unconscious. Two guys find her and immediately take advantage of their good luck. It turns out that Peaches has amnesia, so the fellows offer to help her. The plot revolves around all the silly circumstances and schemes they come up with, and her resolve to keep on smiling through it all. Alex De Renzy regards Pretty Peaches as one of his best all around films.

Format: mkv (Matroska)
Duration: 1:32:19
Video: 704x392, AVC (H.264)
Audio: 187kbps






File size: 1.5 GB




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Bums Bar

Release Year: 1993
Cast: Scene 1. Cornelia Perres, Gustavo Meunier Scene 2. Unknown Female 341479, Andy Show Scene 3. Unknown Female 341479, 3 guys Scene 4. Unknown Female 341479, Lisa Schwarz Scene 5. Unknown Female 341479, Andy Show Scene 6. Tina Torrence, Andy Show, guy Scene 7
Genres: Retro

Bei Discomusik und Lichtorgel orgelt es sish besonders gut.Auf gehts zur Happy Hour in die Bums Bar.

Format: mkv (Matroska)
Duration: 1:23:13
Video: 692x556, AVC (H.264)






File size: 1.4 GB




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A Touch Of Genie

Release Year: 1974
Cast: Scene 1. Lynn Stevens, Eric Edwards Scene 2. Ro Tasha, Sandy Fox, Harry Reems Scene 3. Lynn Stevens, Ro Tasha, Sandy Fox, Harry Reems Scene 4. Sandy Fox, Tina Russell Scene 5. Tina Russell, Levi Richards Scene 6. Tina Russell, Marc Stevens Scene 7. Sandy F
Genres: Retro

Melvin (Douglas Stone) lives a boring life, running an antique shop and sneaking off to 42nd Street to watch dirty movies, while dreaming that he too may some day seduce Tina Russell. But one afternoon, he finds a strange old urn that, when rubbed a special way, unleashes a genie (Chris Jordan) capable of satisfying his every wish. Soon Melvin finds himself living out all of his erotic fantasies by taking on the bodies of Marc Stevens, Eric Edwards, and others. There’s only one problem…his overbearing mother (Ultramax) keeps on catching him in the act…

Format: mkv (Matroska)
Duration: 1:25:50
Video: 720x480, AVC (H.264)






File size: 1.5 GB




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Matinee Idol

Release Year: 1984
Cast: Angel, Colleen Brennan, Jesie St. James, Kay Parker, Laurie Smith, Tigr, David Freidman, Herschel Savage, ohn Leslie, Ray Michaels ...
Genres: Retro

While filming the adult film Matinee Idol, porn stars Lance and Linda have a clash of egos. After appreciating his talents, Linda asks her new pool man Bud Cochran to audition, but not before subjecting him to plastic casting "for prosperity". After Lance has a private session with the casting directors' secretary right on the casting directors' table, he successfully initiates new candidate Daisy through a screen test. Bud Cochran is approved after his own successful screen test with Daisy. A publisher wants Lance to write a sex book, but the publisher's wife has other ideas. Finally, Lance and Linda re-do their scene and find the missing sparkle. But after Daisy and Bud Cochran suddenly quit to marry each other, so do Lance and Linda. The casting directors then resort to asking the viewers for replacements.

Format: mkv (Matroska)
Duration: 1:27:53
Video: 720x384, AVC (H.264)
Audio: 187kbps






File size: 1.4 GB




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Island of Dr Love

Release Year: 1979
Cast: Blair Harris, Jennifer John, John Seeman, Michael Morrison, Mimi Morgan
Genres: Retro

Sex and inheritance problems rule the life of Pam and her husband.

Format: mp4
Duration: 1:07:34
Video: 480x360, AVC (H.264), 630kbps
Audio: 40kbps






File size: 334.9 MB




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Corruption

Release Year: 1983
Cast: Jamie Gillis ... Williams Michael Gaunt ... Franklin Tiffany Clark ... Doreen Milton Ingley ... Frederick (as Michael Morrison) George Payne ... Alan Samantha Fox ... Woman at Desk Tanya Lawson ... Girl in Blue Marilyn Gee ... Girl in Red (as Mary Constan
Genres: Retro

This is a story about a businessman that “sells his soul” for power. However, he is betrayed by courier/associate and finds himself answering to his formal employee. The businessman must then call upon his sleazy half-brother to help him set things right… or so he thinks.

Format: mkv (Matroska)
Duration: 1:18:47
Video: 1280x720, AVC (H.264)
Audio: 156kbps






File size: 1.5 GB




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Corruption

Release Year: 1997
Cast: Alexandra Curtis (as Alessandra), Lucka Savitch (as Bella or Maeva), Maeva, Eva Falk, Gabriella Lorca, Lea Martini, Magella, Bruno SX, David Francheterre, David Perry, Philippe Dean, Philippe Soine, Richard Langin, Roberto Malone
Genres: Retro

These girls are hungry and yearning for satisfaction. Hot european sluts that love cock and need to be fuck all day long.

Format: avi
Duration: 1:26:58
Video: 512x384, XviD, 996kbps
Audio: 125kbps






File size: 720.6 MB




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Second Coming of Eva

Release Year: 1974
Cast: Brigitte Maier, Teresa Svensson, Kim Frank, Suzy Andersson , Monica Andersson , Jack Frank, Berit Agedahl
Genres: Retro

Young schoolgirl Eva is beginning to become somewhat obsessed with sex, so her prudish older sister sends her off to a girls' boarding school, where she is assured that Eva will receive proper moral guidance and forget her sexual obsessions. Eva, however, discovers that the school isn't quite what her sister thinks it is.

Format: mkv (Matroska)
Duration: 1:29:22
Video: 672x480, AVC (H.264)






File size: 1.7 GB




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Reseau particulier

Release Year: 1982
Cast: Jean-Pierre Armand, Isabelle Brel, Cathy Stewart, Carmelo Petix, Alban Ceray, Marianne Aubert, Patricia Samba, Jacques Marbeuf, Dominique Irissou, Jacky Saint-Denis
Genres: Retro

A spoof James Bond film with hardcore. James Love must thwart the plans of the mad professor who has invented a virus (delivered in strawberry jam) that makes penises go limp. Apart from James''s female assistants (one of whom is Sylvia, played by Cathy Stewart) and groupies, the mad professor has two female lab assistants, one of whom is Marianne Aubert and the other, and a couple of female friends who attend the party/orgy he holds. Agent Kathleen (Isabelle Brell) is the Colonel''s agent inside the Professor''s organisation. She overhears the Profesor and his lab assistants talk of their successful development of the virus. She is overheard telephoning the information to the Colonel by Alban Ceray who blackmails her into having sex with him, which she does, but poisons him afterwards...

Format: avi
Duration: 1:25:09
Video: 640x480, XviD, 994kbps
Audio: 187kbps






File size: 742.2 MB




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